Tuesday, April 12, 2011

"Twilight, n-o o-n-e e-d-i-t-e-d t-h-i-s b-o-o-k. Twilight."

I appreciate that I do not always use the best writing skills on this blog.  This, however, is an informal space for me to write my thoughts.  When writing for school, my grammar is nearly flawless, and my spelling actually is flawless.  I am annoyed by text messages that do not use correct grammar and spelling.  This aggravates some people, but I like to think of my corrections as a form of community service.

I have also read all four of the "novels" in the Twilight series.  Were they deliciously bad?  Yes.  Does that mean I enjoyed them?  Yes, every damn second of their ridiculousness, and their absurdity really is the gift that keeps on giving.  In addition to bringing us one of the most disgusting, unbelievable birth scenes ever written, they inspired Reasoning with Vampires, a hilarious tumblr, which has been providing me with hearty laughs since one of my friends posted it on Facebook last night.

Allow me to share a few of my favorites so far:

I am full of laughs.  I hope you are, too.  Reasoning with Vampires.  Go to there.


Cait said...
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Anonymous said...

Glad I'm not the only one who enjoyed the wonderfully bad aspects of the twilight novels! Love the link to Reasoning with Vampires, it caused some serious giggles to escape despite my silent and serious office.

Anonymous said...

This seriously made my day. That is some baaaad writing.

Anonymous said...

English is not even my mother tongue and I'm freaking laughing about this crap!!! I've never read twilight and I (accidentally - I must say) saw the movie. I have many questions for the fans, but the main one is: How the fuck do you like this?? They don't even know what special effects are!

P.S I'm sorry to all the fans, but seriously, WTF?