"Twilight, n-o o-n-e e-d-i-t-e-d t-h-i-s b-o-o-k. Twilight."

I appreciate that I do not always use the best writing skills on this blog.  This, however, is an informal space for me to write my thoughts.  When writing for school, my grammar is nearly flawless, and my spelling actually is flawless.  I am annoyed by text messages that do not use correct grammar and spelling.  This aggravates some people, but I like to think of my corrections as a form of community service.

I have also read all four of the "novels" in the Twilight series.  Were they deliciously bad?  Yes.  Does that mean I enjoyed them?  Yes, every damn second of their ridiculousness, and their absurdity really is the gift that keeps on giving.  In addition to bringing us one of the most disgusting, unbelievable birth scenes ever written, they inspired Reasoning with Vampires, a hilarious tumblr, which has been providing me with hearty laughs since one of my friends posted it on Facebook last night.

Allow me to share a few of my favorites so far:

I am full of laughs.  I hope you are, too.  Reasoning with Vampires.  Go to there.