UPDATE: It's a boy! Another king, it is!
Boy or Girl? Blue or pink? (Or pink or blue?)
Today, people all over the world are waiting for the birth of one little human. Is that weird? Yes, yes it is. Is it the perpetuation of a system of government that has, by and large, outlived its usefulness? Most likely. Do I give a shit? No.
There's only one question we should all be asking ourselves: Do they make baby-sized crowns?