Thursday, July 28, 2011

I am a grumpy monster.

That is not some kind of funny joke title.  I awoke today with what I have been informed is a pretty severe case of strep throat.  In addition to making me feel like crap physically, I also vaguely feel as if punching someone would alleviate my suffering.  Luckily, I have been unable even to sit up for longer than ten minutes, let alone stand and deliver fist-flavored agony to an unsuspecting victim.

I have, however, been able to aggressively scour the internet (in the last two hours, at least.  Prior to that time, even attempting to use my vision was a task beyond my energy.) and I have located something I would like very much to have in my life.

Coach Court Bag

At $258, do I think I'm going to be obtaining this any time soon?  No, of course not, especially since I am too contagious to go to the place where I do the working and make the monies that would buy this.  But, will clinging to the idea of a charming shoulder bag as I desperately attempt to choke down overcooked macaroni and cheese make me feel better?  You had better hope so.  My fists won't be this weak forever.

Update: Just nearly passed out trying to put a different pair of underwear on.  I am humbled.


Kelsey said...

I just laughed out loud at your update. Humbled indeed. Feel better!

Anonymous said...

On the one hand I feel sorry for you and hope you feel better... but on the other hand your color commentary on your illness is really hilarious, so... maybe you could stay sick long enough to keep entertaining me?

That bag is incredible. I definitely need it for work.

Sabrina said...

Aw, hope you feel better soon! You had energy to browse the internet while sick? That's more than I can do...haha. That's such a beautiful bag! I might hunt for a cheaper version though!