I'm pretty sure I just ate something that wasn't food.

Shall we ignore the fact that I've been gone for months?  Yes, let's.

On Friday, I celebrated my 23rd birthday.  I feel ambivalent about this.  Edit: It was also Nina's birthday, for those of you who are unfamiliar with how being a twin works.  BUT, I did get new clothes, so there is actually some hope for my return.  Speaking of internet presence, quick question: if I were to get a twitter, what should my handle be?  Is that what it's called?  A "handle"?  The kids these days, with their newfangled hashtags and whatnot.

I leave you all with this.  Stay fresh.