Monday, February 17, 2014

Pirate Selfie

DEAR GOD. A PICTURE OF MYSELF ON MY BLOG?!?! Must be the apocalypse. I look angry because when I smile I look insane. It's a miracle I have any friends.

But I had to do it. I'm too in love with this lipstick to not talk about it. And yes, those are iPhone photos. Whatever, I don't have a camera, suck it.

I digress.

So this is Chanel Rouge Allure in 99 Pirate.  HOW RED AND AWESOME IS THAT.  It's a great classic red, makes me feel like a classic movie star, and wears like a goddamn champ without drying out your lips.  The formula isn't matte at all, though it looks a bit here, so you don't have to worry about those big ugly lip skin flakes that we all have this time of year showing up when you least expect them.  I wore this with NARS Lipliner in Jungle Red all over my lips to just provide a nice base for the lipstick.

Go.  Get thee to Chanel.  You won't regret it.

If you do, you have bad taste, and I don't know why we're friends.

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