That is not some kind of funny joke title. I awoke today with what I have been informed is a pretty severe case of strep throat. In addition to making me feel like crap physically, I also vaguely feel as if punching someone would alleviate my suffering. Luckily, I have been unable even to sit up for longer than ten minutes, let alone stand and deliver fist-flavored agony to an unsuspecting victim.
I have, however, been able to aggressively scour the internet (in the last two hours, at least. Prior to that time, even attempting to use my vision was a task beyond my energy.) and I have located something I would like very much to have in my life.
At $258, do I think I'm going to be obtaining this any time soon? No, of course not, especially since I am too contagious to go to the place where I do the working and make the monies that would buy this. But, will clinging to the idea of a charming shoulder bag as I desperately attempt to choke down overcooked macaroni and cheese make me feel better? You had better hope so. My fists won't be this weak forever.
Update: Just nearly passed out trying to put a different pair of underwear on. I am humbled.
